Spooky season might be over …
but not the sounds my shoes make that make it sound like im blowing ass
Kitty with tittesI literally couldn’t help but laugh
Oh? Lil Zelda clip?? And some micro bikinis too
*I have so many pics of Halloween stuff still …
*ALSO IM NOT TOOTIN I SWEAR ITS THE SHOES
The first video.. is maybe me pleasing ghost face in a jerking like motion.. and some extras from Halloween
*I’ll be posting my live video for those who missed it
*AND I’ll be releasing the legend of Zelda ppv this week for those who want it
This 30 year old still got moves.. probably a few cracks here and there tho
no biggy
When ur pmsing.. and cried cuz you didn’t think your cats will love you anymore.. and cuz you ate too much diary this weekend ..
happy Sunday
Some bloopers, some pics I deemed “not good” for some reason
* Oh and a tease at the legend of Zelda ppv!
Which is being made availbe tomorrow !!!
I call this one… “Girl in a towel” because .. I am a gal and I’m in said towel
Bathroom shenanigans … wet bathroom shenanigans
It'll be the end of the month by the time I can purchase the PPV, then depending on her response time to send it across is sketchy at best so expect delays for the PPV unless someone gets it in the meantime then sharing is caring...Like the shirt says …
Yah gal is a champion.. a champion of what you might ask?
Dairy toots, clumsiness, messing up my words, forgetting something, not charging my electronics, I mean.. the list goes on dude …
BUT ALSO….
THE TLOZ ppv set is finally LIVE and ready to be purchased !!!
*IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, Message me in my Inbox
$40 for 9 photos
$44 for the 9 photos and the lil video
$33 for just the video
Hey there sugar tits… wanna clean this Schmutz off my abs?
*probably the douchiest caption I’ve ever written
Hey bud, that’s a big ball yah got there .. probs should get that checked
No but frl, take care of your skin sacks
I wanna moon youso.. I did
*Yes I am sending everyone the spicy legend of Zelda ppv who asked
Dude you know corn on the cob? Yah that sht is fireee
No, my starfish isn’t Bleached, or pretty and pink.. it’s darkjust pointing that out
*that’s a no go zone anyway
So I match? No but that’s part of the charm
Mmmmm
When I tell you guys.. for the remainder of NNN
Starting the 24th-30th…
You will all be mine …
SooOo this upcoming week.. is the last week of nnn
Good boy
(Can you guess this weeks theme?)
*Also this was shampoo. And it did get in my mouth
You’ve made quite the mess haven’t you?
I got something else other than shampoo ! This didn’t get in my eyes, and honestly, tastes like …. Nothing
And yes.. yes there are videos coming too!!
How’s that last week of NNN going .. be honest
*audio on the bottom
It’s Post Turkey day, you bunch of Turkeys…
With that being said, here’s a video from earlier in the week, before I stuffed my face with dairy when I’m lactose intolerant, and before I felt like a giant marshmallow
*sorry for the no fake splooge tonight
*Not the cats scratching the cat tower loudly next to me
I know you guys like leggingsso feel free to fail that nnn today
yahhh know you wannnaaaaa
Booo last day of NNN and so many of you held out …
But this is my last effort to get you to milk the big guy dryyyyy
*ALSO, plz know I am very aware people are awaiting customs/messges! It was Thanksgiving recently, I was still getting use to my new schedule with my puppers who we all know and love .. patient IS A MUST WITH ME. If you’re rude, disrespectful in any way shape or form, plz go else where. I understand everyone gets excited for packages and such! Trust for I know .. but I will always say again and again, you get the real me. I’m one person, if you want real messages from me, and custom content that I don’t half ass and work hard on.. then I ask for patience
Try and remember we all have lives, lives get busy!
Sweat pants for a sweaty girl,
and don’t come for me in regards to the makeup towel!!!
Those are sad boii permanent eyeliner marks ..
Little bit of booty shakes, lil bit of good ass (angles) cuz I do got undies on in the 3rd photo, oh! And yes some zucchini lickin
*I have photos and more coming !!! Wooo wooo! Happy chewsday !!
Hey! Friendly reminder ..I’m just a gal. I’m a dork, I bloat, I’m not perfect, oh! I can’t shake my ass.. and I constantly laugh at myself. Someone’s gotta
I didn’t post the last photo in my other set cuz.. I felt like my tummy hung low.. didn’t feel toned.. but you know what I’m human. I’m not a masterpiece, I’m a working progress, and it’s okaii for my body to fluctuate..
After all.. I’m lactose intolerant and I have a damn uterus
All my posts won’t be super sultry and by no means are they pro photo shoots.. they are just me.
*im working on more customs tomorrow btw everyone
Brushing your teeth is important.. no you don’t have to do it on the counter in a thong.. but.. yah could
Oh! And you’re gonna wanna see the clip at the end
New phone update is rad
Yahhh.. so I had to do a custom that required me to slap my ass 500 times…
Twassssss well
Monday we wear plaid, stick our tongues out and constantly through up the peace sign showing we are a millennial from the MySpace days
A lil .. up close and personal, and some “landing strip” asmr..
but also… aphoto bomb to start the photo set
*I know the last two sets are a lil lack luster, just pmsing so I feel blehhh, but my uterus is almost done kicking my azz
“Well Damn Jackie!! I can’t control the WEATHER” !!
