Discussion What are some porn gripes/pet peeves of yours?

[alieats]

It's a minor pet peeve, but I found the most ridiculous OnlyFans name:

Peachy Catsnack

her latest BBC scene is goated, sad that the video length was so short and they went light on her, wonder if anyone had her gangbangcreampie interview

 

[Cornelius4129]

It's a minor pet peeve, but I found the most ridiculous OnlyFans name:

Peachy Catsnack

EatPrayDong is equally as bad. I refused to subscribe because of that name and the fact that they watermarked that name very largely on all their content. Which is a shame because that chick has some really nice boobs.

 

[hidinginplainsite]

Ok... this is an odd one, not a pet peeve. But annoying as shit.



Ugly dudes.



This is coming from someone who appreciates the visual art form. And while I like to believe I'm straight enough.... I also have eyes and will be drawn to images put before me.



I hate having a good one time, suspending disbelief, fantasizing and self-inserting (not literally) only to be ripped out of it by a quick cut to a man's face. And like while I have no issues with folks getting their rocks off...there are so many men who shouldn't be here... like at all.



Jason Luv's only saving grace is that he's black with a decent size dick.... he's tatted up his face to cover up how genuinely unattractive he is.

Little D looks like if the cracked magazine/Mad TV logo guy had a black twin.


And what the heck is Brian O'Malley? Why does that man still get work, outside of probably SA-ing newcomers, baked into his contract.

Maybe it's a bit of jealousy on my part (or poverty) but a lot of these guys a straight fugly, dog won't play with you without a bone tied to their neck, fell down the ugly tree and got hit with all the branches....

Reminds me of Bruce venture (I think his name was). Dude was like ducking Lurch from the Adam's family, but at least he was fit and somewhat conventionally attractive...maybe by EU standards.

Sorry for the rant. Just saw a BoM scene and it pissed me off

I get this so much. As an average looking bloke I really hate seeing dudes that look worse than me on screen. Even if they have a great body they still have a face that we'll all have to see. Half the time I get secondhand embarrassment for the women that film because you know that's at part of the factor of why she has to be so drugged out of her mind to perform (think of it like beer goggles gents) aside from all the other bullshit the directors and producers want them to do as well. So while it is helpful to not ever see a dudes face on film from our perspective since we're trying to work of off suspenseful disbelief for fantasy, still take into account that if dude is ugly the woman is going to show it subtly. Sucks but it happens.

Honestly wish I could produce my own porn because I know what people actually want. The unfortunate side as all of us here can attest to is that lack of funds prohibit any form of production.

 

[A1Special]

How many times has "Cameraman talking/giving instructions" been said? Also, has anyone done any edits of vintage porn films that would ALWAYS cut away to a guys face during a moneyshot scene? Any of the x-tube sites have channels that do those edits, because I fucking hate when vintage porn does that switcheroo the last minute when you're just about to bust, and suddenly ITS RON FUCKING JEREMY WITH THAT CREEPY ASS FACE OF HIS DOING HIS "O-FACE" AT THE MONEYSHOT PART!!! FUCK OUTTA HERE PLEASE!!!

That marblemouthed twatwaffle alongside Mike Adriano has ruined so many scenes for me. As for absolute fuggos ruining porn, do not get me started on Logan Long. I don't want to say I'm glad another human being is no longer on the Earth because that'd be shitty.
However...
If he insisted that making porn was his calling like watching porn is my calling - he had to get cleared the fuck out of the way, may he Rest In Peace.

 

[A1Special]

While I'm at it:
Intentionally bad haircuts/mustaches - looking at you, Charles Dera, Unknown Male 1044100 (look him up on IAFD - he's also Katie Cumming's hubby, FWIW) Brian Surewood, with that scuzzy, braided Skid Row beard and damn near everything I've seen Xander Corvus in in the past couple of years.
I blame Ethan Hunt for perhaps not starting, but leading this 'Cool Hair, Bro' trend. Stand out irl, folks - it's not the time to see your dyed fauxhawk or bush beard on set when everyone's simply trying to make - and watch some porn, then go about their day.

 

[A1Special]

i would add rico strong, did anyone watch his no jumper interview he kept referring to himself as the GOAT. i was like dude no ones watching this for your fat ass. another pet peeve that similar is in the interview he mentioned how he and wesley pipes would banter back and fourth in a way that would have you laughing in scenes....im here to jerk off not enjoy a stand up routine

Rico Strong is the triple threat of no thank yous:
1. Orangutan tits
2. Is a director when he should be fucking
3. Should be fucking his ego instead of pussy